Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I'm Rich!*

My friends Matt and Gina Hutter are featured in the July (print) issue of Money Magazine because they... wait for it... wait for it... use cash.

Greenbacks.

Bills.

US dollars.

Remember?

If the answer is no, please, please read the article. A few times. We'll wait.
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Doesn't that make sense?

To Matt's money-saving tips I can add but one: before you buy a book, check it out at the library first. :)


*Sure, you can file this under "misleading titles." But I am rich in friends!

Monday, July 21, 2008

Just for Kix

Ah, 'tis true: I do read cereal boxes.

Did you know Kix cereal is a very healthy choice?

A 1-1/4 cup serving has less sodium and fat and more potassium than a serving (1 cup) of Cheerios, and the same amount of fiber (3 grams) and calories (110). Huh.

They're both fortified, so they're pretty equally plumped up with the usual vitamins. And I have to admit Kix has more sugar (3 grams vs Cheerios' 1 gram) and Cheerios has 3 grams of protein to the 2 grams in Kix.

And now I really need to go to the library, and pull something besides a cereal box off the shelf!

Friday, July 18, 2008

Boo! Book Pages Shrinking

Looks like my local paper, the venerable Cleveland Plain Dealer, has recently sliced a significant chunk off its book review pages.

Boo!

We can only hope it's a temporary change.

Yes, yes, I know what's going on in the newspaper business. It's crazy. No one really knows how to plump up profits.

But it seems sort of - disingenuous? counterproductive? well, ironic, at least - to reduce the reading space devoted to the most devoted readers.

Sigh.

You read, right? Let the paper's management know you miss those column-inches. And you want 'em back. I sure do!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

It's Time for Another Artemis Book

The Time Paradox is the sixth book in Eoin Colfer’s series about young and ruthless criminal genius Artemis Fowl. Now Artemis is not quite so young - he spent the last three years in Limbo, so he’s effectively 14 although he should be 17 (remember, this is a fantasy) and he’s not quite so ruthless, either. Regular readers know the conniving kid has been mellowing since the first book was published in 2001; his journey toward a kinder, gentler antihero continues in this book. Fans also will be glad to know that Fowl’s haughty brilliance remains intact.

He’ll need it.

Artemis’s mother, Angeline, is dying - and Artemis may or may not be responsible for causing the killer infection. Making the antidote requires brain fluid from a silky sifaka lemur; unfortunately, Artemis killed the very last one a few years earlier.

The average boy would waste a lot of time feeling guilty, but not Arty. He realizes there’s nothing to do except go back in time and save the lemur. Of course, to do so he’ll have to outwit his (younger) self.

The kid has been in tight spots before, but never with his mother’s life hanging in the balance. And never with such human frailty or humility.

Of course “The Time Paradox” isn’t just about time travel, saving the world, a lemur, and mom, and righting old wrongs. That’s a code Fowl fans can understand: it means Artemis is up against more than a few formidable foes, and in this case, he also has to deal with his own failures.

Like previous books in the series, the climax of The Time Paradox is packed with so many near-death experiences and reversals of fortune that the final 50 pages are a bit too jarring; those pages give credence to some of Colfer’s literary detractors.

And I say ignore them. The final product is a high adventure, full of humor – sometimes wry, sometimes slapstick.

Colfer has said he will take a few years off from the Artemis series, and for that reason, series followers may be disappointed that some long-kept secrets remain secrets, including the narrator’s identity and his (or her?) reason for telling Artemis’s story. The author also stops short of allowing Artemis a real romance, although Arty does get kissed in book six...by a fairy, of course. But I've spilled way too much already.

If the Artemis series doesn't continue, will there really be legions of disappointed fans? Only temporarily. Many, I suspect, will pick up other titles by Colfer to fill the void, and they'll be glad. Like Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, etc.) Colfer can tell a great yarn, and string along his readers, through the most fantastic of fantasy worlds.

Of course he glosses over a few details as he goes. Hey, if he really took the time to explain time travel, would you believe it? ;)

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Don't Start Smoking, but....

You might want to check out this article in Discover Magazine, A Nicotine Pill Could Help Dementia Patients. I think it's scary and awesome, the lengths to which we'll go to develop a pill... studies have suggested rats can concentrate better after they've been injected with nicotine. But of course, many of nicotine's other side effects are bad.

Naysayers are suggesting we could all avoid dementia by eating whole foods and generally having a better diet. Which is a great idea. Next time I'm at the library, remind me to visit the cooking section. I don't think hot dogs fall under the "whole foods" category.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Recommendation Nation

An article in Technology Review's May/June issue offered more than run-of-the-mill insight into how willing people are to consider (machine code) recommendations while surfing the net. Modeling the very principles of the article, there are two ways to find the piece...

Click here to be subjected to a brief ad before reading the (whole) article, or

Click here to read the whole thing, if you're registered, or register (it's free) to read it.

(Yes, I'm STILL behind on my reading. Must be all those darned recommendations!)

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Almost missed another boat

I just hoisted myself on this one; the steamship of a runaway series Artemis Fowl nearly cruised by without me on board. And what a ride!

I took the plunge (dangerous mix of metaphors, I know) just last week and am a full convert already. Not that I'm taking sides against the incredible Mr. Potter, mind. But Potter is so...incredible. And Artemis, dear 12-year-old Arty (who apparently really doesn't age, at least in his latest adventure) is more believable. He sort of lives in the "real" world. You know, with real gnomes and fairies and centaurs and trolls and...and, well, you do have to employ that old suspension of disbelief long enough to swallow that he's a 12-year-old who happens to be smarter than all the grownups combined. Um. Well. Ah.

I'll just write myself out of this corner now. 'Bye!